No, not those monkeys. They don’t even spell their name that way. Although I would pretty much let Davy Jones post anything he wanted, if he were still alive. Since Peter Tork and Michael Nesmith are not available and Micky Dolenz will not return my calls, the stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog. Mainly, it nagged me to write more and questioned my obsession with Cloris Leachman and Madagascar hissing cockroaches. But I’ll leave the final judgment to you.

Here’s an excerpt:

600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. This blog got about 5,700 views in 2012. If every person who reached the top of Mt. Everest viewed this blog, it would have taken 10 years to get that many views.

Click here to see the complete report.