GobblePearl Luke is a lovely, generous woman. A bunch of years ago, she published one of my favorite short stories, Why Not a Duck, on her website, Be a Better Writer. As the calendar flipped to November, I thought about that story, which takes place on Thanksgiving. In the spirit of the mission of the site, I had, over those years, become a better writer, and I wanted to revise the tale. Pearl was nice enough to republish my revision. Here it is…

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Why Not a Duck?

“Holiday Help Line, this is Matthew. How can I help you?”

“I’m going to slit my wrists,” she said. “I hate Thanksgiving. I hate that the Christmas decorations have been up in the stores since Halloween. I hate the Macy’s parade and the Rockettes and cooking and cleaning and the men sitting on their asses watching football and I swear, when the sweet potatoes are done I’m taking the biggest knife I have and…”

 

6 responses to “Why Not a Duck?”

  1. This is pricless. I didn’t know whether to laugh or worry. You trod that line so precisely.

  2. What a hoot! I loved it. Thanks, Laurie. You made a grey day much brighter.

    1. Thank you, Carol! Miss you around the gruel pot. Sounds like you’re doing really well, and watch out for the sharks!

  3. I’d say you nailed it 🙂

  4. It brought a tear to my eye. I love this story.

  5. You know I love this story. Thanks for the Be a Better Writer link. Looks like a great place to learn stuff. 😉

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